Cape Vertical

‘Few sports I know offer enthralling tales on a par with those that climbing provides. Here you get adventure, comic endeavours, wild excitement, euphoria and heartache . . .’

It is with pleasure that I congratulate Jeremy Samson on his fresh-off-the-press book, Cape Vertical. This selection of tales set around the Cape mountains and rock climbing perfectly showcases Jeremy’s wit and slightly edgy sense of humour while he introduces us to a bit of history and many of the Cape’s climbing heros. A fantastic read, especially for those mountain goats among us!

On Fraser’s Variation:
‘On a short visit to Cape Town or as a first route adventure, this is the one to do. It’s a route from the golden era and predates both world wars . . . Unfortunately nowadays, the image is shattered. I’ve done it in an hour from a pub in Rondebosch and back wearing snazzy neon clothing and listening to an iPod. All a bit sterile, really. It warrants a horse, a pith helmet and a canvas backpack. It deserves to be treated more as a sit-down meal rather than a drive-through . . . It’s vintage stuff.’

Copy-edited and proofread by ChelseaBunn, of course.

 

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Mooned by the US

Today commemorates the first and only time man has set foot on the moon . . . or not. The year was 1969 and those who had a TV set had the whole family lined up on the avocado plastic-covered couch, eyes glued to the screen.
What they saw was some atrociously bad footage, which was apparently filmed from a screen at NASA. It was a great day for America. After all, they beat the Russians to it.
So . . . the question is Did they actually land on the moon or not? Well, we humans are divided on this one. Some know it happened and think that those who don’t are flakey idiots; some will bet on their mother’s lives that it didn’t; some just aren’t sure. Then there are the few who frankly don’t give a damn.
Consider for a moment those dicey photographs that, admit it, are just too perfect to have really been taken in situ. There are many websites that list the myriad problems with those pics and the flag in those pics. And there is the indisputable fact that some early form of Photoshop has been used without restraint.
Personally, I choose the fence-sitter option on this one. While I believe it may have happened – well done guys, good job – I also think that they possibly took a set of nice ‘media quality’ studio shots to make it all the more real for Joe Bloggs. I mean, we don’t want to disappoint our public, do we?
In conclusion, though, it can’t have been all that exciting because nobody’s been back since . . . not even the Russians.

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International Joke Day!

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side. Among the boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped it off with her apron, when POOF out popped a genie. ‘I will grant you three wishes,’ proclaimed the genie.

The woman thought for a moment and said, ‘I wish I was the most beautiful 20-year-old in the world, I wish I had more money than I knew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around.’

The genie nodded and, after the huge cloud of dust cleared, the genie was gone and so was the lamp.

The woman looked at herself and she was certainly beautiful. She was surrounded with scads of money in large bills. She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down around her. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.

Then she turned to look where her adoring cat had stood. There in the feline’s place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with chiselled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, and a soccer player’s tush. She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered softly, ‘Now, aren’t you sorry that you had me neutered?’

From www.jokeswarehouse.com
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About a prince on an asteroid . . .

‘Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.’

The Little Prince

Today is the birth date of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.
Who? I hear you ask.
Well, this is the guy most well known for writing The Little Prince.
Huh? you say.
If he was still alive, he would be celebrating his 111th birthday today. He’s probably grateful that he’s not!
An aviator and writer, most of his books were centred around aviation adventures, but at the age of 43, he wrote The Little Prince. A child’s fable written for adults, the tale is about a little prince who lives on an asteroid, which he shares with a flower and three volcanoes.
It is said that the story came about like this: De Saint-Exupéry was continually drawing doodles of children. One day, probably when he couldn’t take it a minute longer, his publisher asked him what he was drawing. He replied, ‘Nothing much. It is the child in my heart.’ In a flash of genius, the publisher suggested that he write the story of this child and voilà, two months later The Little Prince was born. De Saint-Exupéry insisted on doing the illustrations himself too as nobody could capture the character like he could.
It’s been enjoyed as a classic ever since. If you haven’t read it yet, give it a go – it’s whimsical and insightful.

‘If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up people to collect wood and don’t assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.’

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SfEP proofreading test

So you think you can proofread?
Many people think proofreading is a bit like stuffing envelopes: anyone can do it. Spot the odd typo here, add a comma there, and that’s it. But is proofreading really that simple?

To demonstrate what’s actually involved, the Society for Editors and Proofreaders (SfEP) has created a short proofreading test. This is available on the SfEP website, and anyone can try it out. The aim is to enable individuals to test their skills and aptitude, whether they’re thinking of becoming a proofreader or are just curious to know how they would fare.

The exercise was designed by Gerard Hill, the SfEP’s mentoring and tests director. He says: ‘A lot of people are attracted to the idea of earning a living as a proofreader. It seems appealing – particularly if you enjoy reading – and we’ve all seen the adverts suggesting that vast amounts of money can be earned doing this type of work. Of course, the reality is often very different.

‘Many people are surprised at how detailed and demanding the work is, and not everyone has what it takes to do it well. There are lots of things you need to learn, through training and mentoring, to make you more reliable and efficient, but you also need a natural aptitude and a well-stocked brain. And most professional proofreaders will tell you that it’s very difficult to make your fortune by following this career.’

The SfEP test is multiple-choice and based on a piece of text specially written for the purpose. It is divided into sections; in each section you can delete, insert, substitute or query text, choosing from a short list of options at the foot of the page. At the end of the test you can find out how you did, and then you can either try again or see exactly what you got right or wrong.

Gerard says: ‘This is quite a basic test. In real life, most proofreaders deal with many more issues, such as images, tables, headings, breaks, footnotes, endnotes, reference lists, and foreign languages, to name but a few. And this test is just one page. Proofreaders have to maintain their standard of work over many pages – sometimes many hundreds – and they’re working against the clock and the calendar.’

ENDS

Notes:
· The SfEP works to promote editorial standards, uphold the professional status of editorial workers, and encourage the use of services offered by its membership. It has 1,500 members and associates, mostly in the UK.

· The SfEP provides training courses that cater for the whole range of experience, from beginners to established professionals. It also runs a mentoring scheme for those who are just starting out in the profession but who have already completed some training in proofreading and/or copy-editing.

· Links
Proofreading self-test: www.sfep.org.uk/pub/train/self_test/index.asp
SfEP home page: www.sfep.org.uk

· Contact details
General enquiries: Tel: 020 8785 5617; Email: administration@sfep.org.uk
Training enquiries: Tel: 020 8785 5617; Email: trainingenquiries@sfep.org.uk

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It’s World Turtle Day today!

The turtle lives ‘twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
~ Ogden Nash

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The Gullible One

If you, Sir Conan Doyle, believe in fairies,
Must I believe in Mister Sherlock Holmes?
If you believe that round us all the air is
Just thick with elves and little men and gnomes,
Then must I now believe in Doctor Watson
And speckled bands and things? Oh, no! My hat!
Though all the t’s are crossed and i’s have dots on
I simply can’t Sir Conan. So that’s that!
JE Wheelwright; contemporary poem to Arthur Conan Doyle’s gullibility

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Today is the anniversary of the birth of Arthur Conan Doyle. Now, many of us know him for his Sherlock Holmes creations, but fewer of us know about the fairies!

Frances Griffiths with the fairies, photographed by Elsie Wright, July 1916

A devout spiritualist, this man was completely duped by a set of photographs showing two wee girls from Cottingley, Yorkshire, playing with a group of tiny, translucent fairies. To demonstrate his heartfelt belief in the spirit world, he published The Coming of the Fairies in 1922. It presents the story of his discovery of the photographs and the implications of their existence. This slightly odd book gives us a glimpse inside the mind of an intelligent, highly respected man who just happened to believe in fairies too. The 1997 movie Photographing Fairies tells the story.

 


 

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World Dance Day today!

Dancing in all its forms cannot be excluded from the curriculum of all noble education; dancing with the feet, with ideas, with words, and, need I add that one must also be able to dance with the pen? ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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Charlie Sheen inspires a new verb

When Your Life Becomes a Verb

LAST Monday night Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of “South Park,” regaled the audience of “Late Show with David Letterman” with a vivid description of their appearance at the Academy Awards ceremony in 2000. They told the audience how they decided to dress in drag that night — their hairy chests scantily covered in silk and taffeta — which they fretted was a mistake even before they left home.

“Then we did some Charlie Sheen-ing and we were fine,” said Mr. Parker, to a roar of laughter. Added Mr. Stone: “We were just sheening our heads off.”

But what, exactly, did that mean? Drinking? A raucous pre-Oscars party involving cocaine and porn stars? Charlie Sheen, whose stints in and out of rehab sparked the street slang “prehab” last year and whose recent tirade against his “Two and a Half Men” bosses has America agog (though maybe not as aghast as one might expect), is back with another pop-culture idiom. “Apparently sheened is the new verb,” wrote a poster on Twitter, where Mr. Sheen now has more than 1.5 million followers.

Unlike other phrases of (false?) bravado recently associated with Mr. Sheen (“Bring it!” “Winning!” “Tiger blood!”), the terms “sheened” and “sheening” clearly connote partying, questionable decision making and public humiliation. It was mentioned this way last year on the Web site Urban Dictionary, soon after Mr. Sheen’s rampage at the Plaza in New York.

On Twitter recently, one J_A_Parker10 suggested that being “sheened” meant getting high on pain pills and sleep aids, while another poster called it “the new name for wasted.”

“I have no doubt that his name will spawn one or more meanings besides getting drunk,” said Bryan A. Garner, a language expert and the editor in chief of Black’s Law Dictionary.

Indeed, Mr. Garner came up with a definition of his own. “To ‘pull a Sheen’ could mean to ridiculously try to defend oneself in the public media,” he offered.

For Derek Sheen, a comedian from Seattle, sharing a last name with the troubled actor has drawbacks. Before last week, the only reference to Charlie Sheen he had heard was when a heckler asked if they were related. (They are not.)

“It makes it hard to be a Sheen right now,” Derek said. As he was about to go onstage at a comedy club last week, the M.C. shouted, “You’re about to get sheened!” The comedian was perplexed: “I had no idea what he was talking about.”

Later that night, Derek learned about the word’s emergence on “Late Show,” which he found oddly discomfiting, given that he, too, has struggled with alcohol and drug abuse. “I hope he gets better,” Derek Sheen said. “We’re still at that point we can make fun of it.”

To do so, perhaps, is to avoid confronting any sense of unease about Charlie Sheen’s problems. Eric Arauz, a mental health consultant who travels the country lecturing about his experience with bipolar disorder, said that Mr. Sheen’s behavior suggests he might suffer from a psychological imbalance as well as drug addiction. (Mr. Arauz is not a doctor.) He suggested that jokes about “sheening” are a technologically distanced attempt to make comedy from personal tragedy.

“It’s rubbernecking in front of a disaster,” Mr. Arauz said. “It’s the ability for television and Twitter to allow for a buffer. People do not feel responsible for what is happening.”

That is because, he added, there “is a failure of language to describe and elucidate the trauma around what is happening to Mr. Sheen.”

The actor is not the first person to have his name appropriated as a verb. Mr. Garner said that “bork,” meaning to reject a nominee (especially for the United States Supreme Court) based on the person’s political and legal beliefs, was included in the ninth edition of Black’s Law Dictionary after the campaign against the appointment of Robert H. Bork to the Supreme Court in 1987.

That word did not remain long in the public lexicon. Whether this one does — along with Mr. Sheen’s career and future — is an open question.

Source: www.nytimes.com | The New York Times | By Laura M. Holson | Published 4 March 2011

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Quote for the week

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain

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